What Natali has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Natali

A story about slave2thewage

Bisexual porn in Soho!

A story about Natali

Meetup mania!

A story about silktwisteddagger

Her mum is the greatest, and she buys a lot of gothy things from eBay, and she let me watch CSI at her house. <3

Why I want to meet Natali

Because she’s always been nice to me. And she likes hair as much as I do.

A story about Natali

She fucking had a chance to meet me, and she blew it. Blew it!

Why I admire Natalie Portman

Amazingly talented actress, fantastically intelligent and completely beautiful because of both of these things.

Why I want to meet Oprah Winfrey

Maybe she’ll give me a car.

The real reason I want to meet Marilyn Manson

is to tell him how much I enjoy him when he’s not trying to be a musician these days.

A story about Kleptonin

“Kleptonin, kleptonin, speak welsh!”
snore

How I met Rob Sheridan

I waved at him across a barrier at the London Astoria. And then again at Brixton Academy. The rest is… history.


The world wants to meet…

Rivers Cuomo natemk5 wants to meet TajLV ilooovegreenday ZeRRo inuyasha_fan Keanu Reeves Chelsea David Letterman lisa_k Greg Koukl Jenny McCarthy amynicole Chuck Norris Kurt Cobain Warren Buffett Regina Spektor scazza Bob Geldof Cyn_66 wants to meet ~*Serenity*~ 刘峰 Zach Braff Jodie Foster SARK Gwen Stefani Wildcranberries wants to meet Jessy Albert Einstein Harrison Ford Michael Moore